Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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