Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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