He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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