I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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