Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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