Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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