Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
time to smoke my breakfast
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize