I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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