Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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