no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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