the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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