...so i touched it.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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