A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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