I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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