is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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