If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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