No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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