So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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