it hurts more in the daytime
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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