Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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