There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just gargled with NyQuil
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
