Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Is her dick bigger than yours?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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