Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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