I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
should my penis look like a turkey
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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