You really coming over, don't trick.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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