I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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