am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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