Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Me too!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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