I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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