in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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