yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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