So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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