apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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