you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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