saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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