worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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