Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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