She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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