We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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