i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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