I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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