shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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