he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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