is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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