DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it's great music for shaving your balls
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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