new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Farmville is her only friend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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