There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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