North Korea, Best Korea!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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