dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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