So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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