stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
