oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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