was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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