So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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