He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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